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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:34 am    Post subject: jeM: The Movie
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I was bored so I decided to retell the story of jeM using Bombay TV for some added lulz with some uber funnay halp from Zen.

Chapter 1: The TP Saga

jeM scouts travel to Cronus looking for members.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=5ba11595f53a9ace29d8f0a07d24f262

Later that day, there is a leader meeting.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=f55d35331fec7ecfaacde75b1c8f8ff5

A big annoucement is made soon after and soon, word spreads through out the vast jeM empire.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=66f1b2d4bc731547a35c93671f3e365a

But all was not as it seemed....

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=745333baba37379ec27cdc495127fa91

Chapter 2: The Rise of the Nubs

After a constant push to enslave more people, the ignorant and stupid rose from the ranks for some epic lulz.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=b34ef8838ad0f95359356807c442391b

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=b631924124c6737e4dcbb167953ca4f7

After one extremly retarded team meeting, one member lives to regret asking for help for his homework on the internetz

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=680d5fab97c24967834dacf96a8bb153

Soon, one individual deemed himself of more importance due to his "9 yearz of MMO experance"

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=f1a7629131aff7829010db309b5e473d

Chapter 3: The Mad Man

Ruby began to go mad with power, due to his ubar battle skillz. His lust for battle almost equalled his lust for Children.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=77265a62c71fc4c64ad12a9c7dc45162

As sister team, jeM_Renati hit an all time low in members, Ruby took drastic action.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=bd658ca191ce3129e5125607ede50758

Newly established Master of Renati spared no time in flaunting his power as he dominated his underlings.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=9945f4e0af469aff1b8272d054e72a60

Soon, half the trusted leaders of jeM began to doubt Ruby's ability to lead as suspicious members managed to leak into the team. The most noble Qwerty and Rantious tried to make Ruby see sence...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=05e94854a5b0a8c0f2835fe2710a67b0

Ruby trys to assure his leaders, that his actions are in the teams best interest.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=928810e57a184be37a673f35957ad122

All attempts at coming to a solution over leadership differences collapsed with this bombshell.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=cd52ce2da62df9b38569206409d582b0

Ruby resorts to desperate measures to try and keep any more leaders from leaving.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=6e5b43fb872a31d17a163d886091a4a0

After the leaders had abbanded the decaying stench of jeM, the most Holy Chaplin of jeM, Aoshi, had a disturbing vision of the end. The mighty Hunger which would kill existance!

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=db84ca2ecebccc48c54f2cde596fc061

Chapter 4: The Aftermath

After the leaders had formed an elite team of pwnful players from jeM, other things began to stir in the world of PSOBB...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=cbeb50df588722539da6d2afad19baa0

Not long after the inception of Team Forever, A new menace emerged to wage war upon the land of PSOBB.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=affee0bba9d2eaea95130d799483f3ff

The people tried to fight back, and failed.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=63f4394744c60633e825fdb5bf3a8bb1

Meanwhile, our hero's lived safely and happily pwning sheits until Daisy's PC died, and everybody emo'd out wishing for PSU.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=b3d79893dd68c9c05ba26f2c8784961e

For Ruby however, he had to resort to prostitution to get members, even the ones everbody hates.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=8563d54189061da620a45f969aeb28cc

The End



HILARIOUS DVD EXTRAS:

Humer Genocide:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=e1f8ea5b84fae0a02ca18332011b9138

Orignal FSOD Scene:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=5e54e5691b45718d19c5a38c4763fdf1

English dubbed Scene:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=72addf80a500c6121a27b2cddae816c5

<g Version

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=1748b4bf92eb3738ceec8b4575e4136d

Deleted Gaara scene:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&l=uk&code=27a77f2434d4454fe605b2b79f41c374
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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:26 am    Post subject:
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Now that the links are working...

Epic win and much lulz. <4 +3'd ;o n.n;

Also: +1 dfp, + 1 evp ftw ok Wacko.
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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:59 pm    Post subject:
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this is just made of win and lulz. <4 aoshi fighting a tiger.
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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:44 pm    Post subject:
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HUMERS
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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:45 pm    Post subject:
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Oh God, lol.
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 Post Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:22 am    Post subject:
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Much lulz abound within hearing distance.

Even if I ever met Aoshi in real life, I will still now and forever see him as that indian guy.
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 Post Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:33 am    Post subject:
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Shonky wrote:
Even if I ever met Aoshi in real life, I will still now and forever see him as that indian guy.


Rofl
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Shonky wrote:
Much lulz abound within hearing distance.

Even if I ever met Aoshi in real life, I will still now and forever see him as that indian guy.

+1'd for truth
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 Post Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:28 am    Post subject:
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Dear fucking Christ Daiys. Possibly the most epic lul story ever told. +4'd for reetness and hilariousness.

Edit all this sheit together and send it into Sundance Film Channel and we'll see that it sweeps every Academy Award. <:
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 Post Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:00 pm    Post subject:
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Oh snap, much <4. +'d through the roof.
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 Post Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:38 pm    Post subject:
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That was the shiet. Awesome job Daisy
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I was super extremely bored, so I watched these again. I still lol.

Oh, and then I was inspired to do some work of my own:

http://www.grapheine.com/classiktv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=0ff428bb39b73cdc1256fd2a1b3dae58
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This also needs more Gaara
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Hay Clober... I NEGATIVE 1'D YOU, BITCH.

Also: "No GM. You are the glitches." made me lol so fucking hard. "NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE ZOMBIES" lololol
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